WTF! Just say no to Starbucks VIA!

So today, ends Starbucks "VIA " challenge. Thank god! For those of you who may not know, but Starbucks has entered into the " i'm such a lazy ass mofo" market. The idea is that for $2.95 (three pack) you can add this coffee powder to water, and boom you have authentic crap! Are we that sorry as a nation that, we can't even wait in line for overpriced coffe anymore? Oh wait, I guess you have to wait in line to buy the instant crap. I guess this is ideal for those who can't wait the 30 seconds from placing your order to getting it five steps away. I guess that wasn't instant enough? I feel for all the hard working columbians whose life is coffee, and now their life's work is reduced to Kool Aid? How Sad America!!!!!